I SAW THAT, ELMER!!!

And people think I'm nuts...

Umm, for those who aren't keeping score, Elmer the Pointy, with probably some help from his friends Aneiro and Fusionx, decided to lampoon ME for April Fools' Day.

(JP Button has been "repossessed" and is now back to normal, Elmer disowning any knowledge of "my" takeover. I should've translated everything on this page to Japanese or something...)

Good grief, Elmer -- if you're going to do it, DO IT RIGHT!! :) A handwritten letter would've already been sent by now! Even if I printed out the letter I've already typed...

PS: Homestyle Orange Juice is OK as long as the last couple of swigs aren't all pulp.

PPS: Other things which could go on their list: The New York, San Francisco, and Riverside Police Departments... The LAPD TMU...

One thing which probably won't: Jail.